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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/02/19/razorcandi-rocker-nymphs-do-it-better/Can we take a second to appreciate how the simplest things in life can be absolutely beautiful? A prime example of this known fact is the photoset/video combo by Razor Candi
The alcohol level was getting low, but none of the guys was willing to go on a beer run. Dani didn’t want the party to end, so she got on a table and announced that she’d give head to whoever went to the liquor store. The guys ended up pulling
The always incredibly serious model Bridget Blonde this weekend in Los Angeles with photographer John Duah. Comments/Questions?
The gal has an iron constitution
The only civilized way to celebrate Sunday
Gettin my drank on with my my new cute as fuck bottle opener. Not a lick of shame. Innis and Gunn is fucking great, by the way. My new favorite beer.
The iFlaskSneaking Booze has never been easier! Shaped and sized like an iPhone, this flask carries 5oz of liquor in a polycarbonate and stainless steel frame and even comes with a collapsible funnel to make filling it a bit easier. Just remember though,
alcohol at the party
alcohol beauty
The only way I know how to show Christmas spirit haha
The life of a single dandy can be tough.
the tragic love of my life
the-lonely-my-bestfriend: This Is How We Do
Drunk at work! What the hell?!
aaroncortez411: Drugs sex and alcohol
pedropontes60: http://pedropontes60.tumblr.com/
The alcohol is always flowing and ThePornBro knows where that leads. Alcohol hot amateurs and porn stars = SEX ! Real Slut Party is a website from the Mofos Network and they claim you’ll see the most mind blowing college sex parties from across
“Drinks That Made the Twenties Roar,” Playboy - February 1975
I bet a lot of empaths have addictive personalities. I think one of the reasons I drink is because otherwise being around a bunch of people would be too overwhelming. The alcohol dulls the loud buzz of people’s energies into a manageable whisper.
I was on tumblr drunk last night. The evidence is in my lack of typing skills and trying to give advice to cutters. One of my NYE resolutions should be to get less drunk…. It’s just hard.
Alcohol has been the achilles heel of my life. I started drinking when I was 13 and now I’m 28. As an extremely talented musician/vocalist/ and songwriter and an intelligent person in general, I believe it has kept me from realizing many of my
I haven’t had an orgasm or an alcoholic drink in 10 days. I’m allowed to do both now cuz the ayahuasca ceremony passed but I haven’t wanted to do either. This is fucken weird.
For a long time I’ve been saying that I can’t quit drinking cuz it would get in the way of my career. I figured if I quit drinking I’d become a hermit for at least a year and not be able to perform because I’ve never in my life
I feel too buzzed off 2 beers right now. like i guess it’s a good thing cuz i’m tryna cut back but at the same time it’s unnerving for someone like me who is use to having a million beers to all the sudden get half shwilly off 2 beers
Today is my first sober day in over a month. I’ve finally had enough. Today I ran a dog kennel of 30 something crazy rescue dogs alone for the first time. I Did it like I’ve been doing it my whole life. Today I felt physically attracted to someone
The Evening Knight
The High Life
Alcohol. 1 of the last refuges.
The Life of the Everyday Man
Welcome To The Shit Show
The canvas that is me
rabdoidal:if this is a rom-com, kill the director
thecojsz:i’m lost to the adventure zone for real
thelastbashtion: Taako from T.V. - Drunk Homosexual. Original panel and idea from the Scott Pilgrim comic series by artist/writer Bryan Lee O'Malley.
onriironrii:The National / Pink Rabbits
thedrunkenmoogle: expbaronline: Chateau Romani (The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask cocktail) Ingredients:1 oz Amaretto1 oz Frangelico1 oz Wild Turkey American HoneyMilk Directions: Pour alcohol in a shaker with ice and shake vigorously. Strain into
thedrunkenmoogle: My Old Friend (Hotel Dusk: Room 215 Cocktail) Ingredients:1 shot Bourbon1 shot Wild Turkey American Honey Stem of Mint Directions: Pour over ice in a rocks glass. Add a few leaves of mint to the top. As correctly answered in the
Pink Lemonade + Elderflower Liquour = the taste of bubbly roses in your mouth
bonersniper: One of my coworkers said the color of my shirt made her want a glass of wine, and everyone in the office fake laughed at her alcoholism.
sm-dc: katsudonyuuri: So. Yuuri drank at least 16 glasses of champagne. I know nothing about alcohol, but uh… does this mean that Yuuri isn’t a lightweight and just drank too much? The alcohol content of a glass of champagne is 12% alcohol by volume,
The Characteristics and Common Traits of People Who Grew up in Alcoholic Homes :: Guess What Normal Is
I made a whiskey punch to end the day with. Whiskey, lemonade, lemon slices, strawberry slices, and mint leaves. It’s better if you soak the fruit slices in the whiskey overnight though.
My mother sent me some cash for my birthday so I went and bought a thank you card, a bottle of wine, and a new Camelbak water bottle for the gym. I’ve been upset the last few days with Nick gone, but today has gone splendidly. I can’t think of a better
I got really drunk for my birthday last night and when I came home, I fell asleep with the window open and listened to the thunderstorms. I am a little bummed today, probably from the alcohol, but it was a perfect birthday.
I love the way alcohol makes me feel warm and fuzzy. It’s just this embrace that doesn’t end until the next morning. It’s love.
weloveshortvideos: the most important vine of the day
ojavenger: supernaturallysarcastic: edwardspoonhands: overtheunderpass: surprise-adoption: Bottle rocket under ice rad I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it
cocaineteas: yeezus-the-gemini: kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story… lmaoooo at Caitlyn being on the bed
nick-avallone: pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
the-absolute-funniest-posts:supply and demand in action right here
the-nothing-maker:too weak to live too scared to die
The earth is my temple
ugh i need some love… but right now my only friend is the alcohol. i’m so alone
alcohol-and-bootycalls: seriouslysensuous: cheekydollssublimedesire: saythankyoumaster: Now I know why she grew her hair out. ;) The harder the better. The difference between good and unforgettable ! 😩😍😍😍 NEEEED.
The Simpsons Way of Life
The Mission Trail Plum Cider is so good it makes me want to cry. #cider #alcohol #booze #bar #monterey #California #foodie #foodporn #foodgram #foodstagram #eating #foodfetish #omnomnom #delicious #4oclocksomewhere
deaththreat: The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth.
the-giantjoystick: Another from my personal collection, to show the girth. Hope you all enjoy!
alcoholic-dog-mom: The filthiest domestic goddess that ever was (@erotic-nonfiction made @cuir–et–dentelle, @floatycrownythingz and me cookies before impact. We’re only a little spoiled)
